Once upon a time, the brave and valiant knight, Sir Rodrick, had donned his finest armor, saddled up his fastest steed, and made sure he had his sturdiest shield and sharpest blade ready for he was setting upon an epic quest to save a princess from a fierce dragon. A fine and noble goal to be sure, as long as we ignore the lack of agency for the princess, of course. But that’s often overlooked in favor of the romanticism of a grand rescue from a vicious beast. Whereupon the gallant and virtuous knight receives the well-deserved reward of the innocent and venerable princess’s hand to be wed and live happily ever after in their kingdom. Unfortunately Sir Rodrick isn’t aware that this story isn’t about him. As such, he has no idea he will be naught but a bit player, making his harrowing journey across seemingly endless tumultuous terrain, and through numerous perilous predicaments nothing but an interesting footnote for the greater events to come. Alas, sir Rodrick prevailed through his